why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
Me getting up in the morning like
Hittin’ the keyboard like
Friends comin’ online like
DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate
Stop hating yourself. Try going one day without saying anything bad about yourself. Try complimenting yourself. Do it again. Buy yourself dinner. Put soft things against your skin. Listen to your favorite songs. Eat ice cream. Eat ice cream naked. You have to spend the rest of your life with you. You’re all you’ve got. Be kind, start loving yourself.
- my baby
- my husband
- my son
- let me ride you
- this motherfucker
So. I had no idea about this app until I went into my doctor and he told me about it.
LISTEN UP. THIS APP. THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SERIOUSLY A BLESSING. ESPECIALLY TO ANYONE WITH FINANCIAL PROBLEMS (which is kind of everyone now). THIS IS NOT INSURANCE THOUGH. BUT IT WILL HELP YOU OUT. DOWNLOAD THIS APP RIGHT NOW. NO. STOP READING. DOWNLOAD IT.
This app allows you to input the prescription you have, select your dose, and then find a place near you (or your own pharmacy) with the cheapest price. Then you click “get code/coupon/discount card,” show that to the pharmacist, and THERE YOU GO. SAVING YOU SOME CASH TO GET YOURSELF A WELL DESERVED DRINK, CANDY BAR, DATE MONEY, SEX TOY CASH, OR GO BUY YOURSELF A HAMSTER AND NAME HIM STARLORD WITH THE EXTRA MONEY.
No, but in all seriousness. This app is saving my ass right now.
I’m Trans* and have Fibromyalgia, and this is really making a difference already. I hope this helps out other people. We all know it fucking sucks to have to pay this much for the medication we need to function in life.
When someone you hate has an amazing talent
Not my pic
The great thing about feminists is that they never change.
Four guts Developed a product for the excess purpose of helping women stay safe.
First thing feminists gotta do? Shit all over them.
When will people learn that you can’t appease bullies?
I think she meant that male potential date rape victims are still going to be at risk because they typically won’t wear nail polish
If that’s how she meant it, could they make a clear one that only becomes visible when there’s the drug?
Well, English isn’t my first language, but I also think they’re neutral. What do the native speakers say about it?
(And I think that was just a struggle from their part to find something they can yell about with you.)
-The Non-Binary One
What the actual fuck? Buddy and Pal are very much gender neutral!
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
*Smiles warmly in the general direction of Satan*
*Winks seductively in the general direction of Satan*
Good on you. :D
Wahooo! I hit 300 followers today! Thank you to everyone who follows me! I love you all!
When dogs lick people its “cute” and “adorable” but when I do it it’s “creepy” and “you need to leave the courtroom sir”
When you lick people or when you lick dogs?