Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on, etc
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
I’m Angela, I doubt he knows me though.
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
Me: "What should my 8,000th post be about? Shit, this is my 8000th post. Hi!”
I done fucked up.
It’s perfect. :D
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Hmm, something’s missing though, oh right, a sceptre. :D