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Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on, etc

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

I’m Angela, I doubt he knows me though.

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

herpderpdisaster:

dysfunctunal:

headbangingdisaster:

banana-soul:

This is me, my name is Kelli and I’m 17-years-old, battling cancer for the third time. I have less than a year to live and the only thing I want to do more than anything before I die is meet Ellen. She’s my sunshine. She’s the reason I wake up everyday and I watch her show every morning. She just radiates so much joy and happiness and she gives me hope. It’s really my dream to be able to meet her. Unfortunately, due to a long waiting list, the Wish Foundation told me I probably wouldn’t be able to meet her within my short timeline. But I see miracles happen all the time.. therefore I won’t give up on my dream. I thought that maybe if this gets enough attention, someone from the Ellen Show would come across it, or maybe even Ellen herself will know of me and my wish to meet her. Please, help me make my wish come true.  

HELP HER

GUYS KEEP REBLOGGING

BOOST

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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hiitsmekevin:

Chris Jericho has no idea what the lyrics to his theme is Lol

anothergracekellyblog:

saidbhinluch:

kgm42986:

strongbodyheartmind:

whiskey1037135:

hazeleyes2012:

FUCK YES!! Let’s get this photo on every tumblr blog!

its pretty terrible as is. why isnt there a Sent folder, for example

Also there should be an option to get a mobile alert when someone messages you!

^all of these yes!

THANK YOU!!

Yes, please.

texts-from-disney:

[Image: Nani Pelakai from Lilo & Stitch, throwing herself backwards onto the couch with a look of dismay.]

(760): Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say “hey, you’re beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?” Hell yes!

princess-of-proper:

Me: "What should my 8,000th post be about? Shit, this is my 8000th post. Hi!”

I done fucked up.

It’s perfect. :D

everythingbydre:

I feel you Timmy

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

heytonks:

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giveitup-forlove:

buddhaofficial:

qu4ntumflvx:

beyondjustus:

fuckyeahkaleighrae:

bear-me-watson:

pleatedjeans:

Disney is a Magical Place (30 Pics)

Can I be Sally?? PLEASE OMFG

the deadmau5 photo tho ha ha ha

This is why I love Disney

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON THOUGH

NO BUT YOU GUYS ARE FORGETTING THE BEST ONE

Never seen that last one before, holy shit. XD

— Anonymous —
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Hmm, something’s missing though, oh right, a sceptre. :D

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